Captain’s Log, Stardate 196912.19. As our life support systems continue to degenerate, Mr. Spock suggested an alternative source of warmth, once used by 21st century humans during festive celebrations. We have chosen to clothe our entire crew with ugly Christmas sweaters in order to ensure our survival, while we work to find a solution to the insufferable drop in temperature. The only crew members that seem happy about this arrangement are those who, for some odd reason, wish to cover their red shirts.

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE 23rd CENTURY!

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